1. Goku only killed two villains in all of Dragon Ball Z
Almost every storyline in Dragon Ball boils down to waiting for Goku to get in the fight and beat up the big bad, but it’s easy to forget that the series’ main protagonist rarely murders his enemies. Goku let Frieza slice his own goofy ass in half (while Future Trunks finished off Frieza in his Cyborg form), and Cell hit his own self-destruct button. The fact remains that,throughout Dragon Ball Z, Goku only kills two people.
Both events occur during the Majin Buu arc. The first was Yakon, a low-level miniboss whose gimmick was devouring energy. All Goku had to do was overload him, like flexing to pop the bloody bowels of a pesky mosquito.
The real biggie here was the time that Goku demolished Kid Buu with a Spirit Bomb, marking the only time the Spirit Bomb was actually good for anything beyond stretching the episode count.
It’s strange that Goku seems to have such an aversion to taking life, considering that he did it all the time as a kid. In the Z-less Dragon Ball, Goku took out scores of bad guys from the Red Ribbon Army without giving it a second thought. Alberto Cubatas on DeviantArt illustrates this beautifully in his series of visualized Dragon Ball killcounts. Here’s Goku:
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It’s kind of sad that the most notable kill Goku has after Kid Buu and King Piccolo is his own grandfather, who he accidentally iced while in Great Ape form.
Compare that paltry collection to Vegeta’s massive tally
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Dude took out almost the entire Ginyu Force, Nappa, Android 19 and a shitload of civilians, including an entire goddamn planet of lovestruck bug people. Though Goku was in the fight for much of Dragon Ball Z, his bloodlust was nothing compared to his Saiyan frenemy.
Then again, it could be worse.
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You can call Goku dumb, a poor father or a terrible husband, but at least he’ll never be Yamcha.
2. The Dragon Balls are based on a really messed up myth
It’s well-known within anime circles that Dragon Ball is loosely based on the centuries-old tale Journey to the West, in which a monkey boy flies on a magic cloud while wielding a size-changing staff. But the titular spheres themselves are actually inspired by an old novel series. Nanso Satomi Hakkenden, roughly translated as The Eight Dog Chronicles, was written way back in the early 1800s.
In the original story, there are eight crystal balls, which were created when a Princess has sex with her father’s dog. Don’t worry, someone made an anime about it so you can see what that looks like.
After being “born” — again, from the unholy union of a woman and a dog — the crystal balls went into the sky and split off, and later became human children. The phrase “Dammit, Japan” has never been more applicable.
When asked why there are seven instead of eight Dragon Balls, creator Akira Toriyama explained that he didn’t want to have the same number as the famous story where a dog has sex with a human female who later gives birth to jewelry. Go figure.
3. You probably know more about Dragon Ball than the creator of Dragon Ball
There wouldn’t be a Dragon Ball without Akira Toriyama, and as such fans owe him a lot of respect. However, like many mega-popular franchises, there comes a point where the collective fandom is more knowledgable and enthusiastic than the singular creator. When Toriyama cranked out 500 chapters of the manga, it was technically his job; whereas fans are free to watch and rewatch the material over and over again, it might be a little more trying for the guy who spent his career with these characters and their story. You can forgive the guy for spacing the little details, but Toriyama’s forgetfulness goes beyond the pale.
For instance, there’s the fact that Toriyama forgot that there was a Super Saiyan 2 form. In his mind, it jumped straight from 1 to 3.
Seriously. He admitted as much in an interview:
V-Jump: Do you write down notes anywhere for that sort of background information?Akira Toriyama: No, I don’t do that. That’s why I keep on forgetting things. If I don’t forget stuff, new ideas won’t come to mind. For example, you know how there’s “Super Saiyan 3??VJ: Yes. Where the hair gets long.AT: I didn’t know that. (laughs) The whole time, I thought that was “Super Saiyan 2?. (laughs)VJ: Whaaa?!AT: And I drew that myself. (laughs) Anyhow, I thought “2” was the one with long hair. It was like, “Man, I’ve really forgotten stuff…”.
It’s hard to believe that such a pivotal moment in the series could have possibly slipped by the dude who was responsible for bringing it to life. Toriyama says “I’ve really forgotten stuff…” as though he just realized he didn’t get milk at the grocery store . This is more along the lines of forgetting to pick up your child at a soccer game, and then going on with your life as though the kid never existed.
It’s gotten worse, probably because he’s been more or less off the job in the two decades since Dragon Ball Z ended. When it came time for him to draw up some promotional art for his comeback movie Battle of the Gods, Toriyama drew Android 18 with purple hair.
You might pass it off as a character choice — there’s nothing stopping Androids from dying their hair — but since 18 showed up in BotG as a blonde, we can probably assume a very awkward conversation occurred between Toriyama and the production team.
As unfortunate as that is, at least 18 doesn’t have it as bad as poor Launch.
Don’t remember Launch? That’s okay, Toriyama doesn’t remember Launch either. She was a major character in Dragon Ball prior to Raditz’s arrival, and she even had a cool hook; whenever she sneezed, Launch drastically changed personality (and hairstyle). When DBZ rolled around, Launch snuck into a few scenes, but eventually disappeared for over 150 episodes. On numerous occasions, Toriyama has responded to inquiries about Launch with “I forgot.”
Maybe we could learn something from Toriyama’s bold memory-based approach to storytelling. Maybe if we all forget hard enough, Dragon Ball GT will never have existed.